I’ve posted some random dating tips on my facebook.  Of course they really aren’t tips, but more of a veiled rant.

Anywho,  here’s the collection so far.

Velma’s Dating tips #1:  Men, if your dating profile ID includes the word “stud”, you’d better look like a Greek god.   Even if you do, I’m still passing you over.  There’s only room for one pretty in a relationship, and it ain’t gonna be you.

Caveat: If you look like Thor, I’ll let you be the pretty one.

Velma’s Dating tips #2: If you stare at my tits constantly during our first date, there isn’t going to be a second date. Keep that shit on the DL until such time you are invited to see them up close and personal.    Here’s a lesson from the peripheral master:

Dating tip #3: If you call me to have brunch on Sunday but already have plans with someone else on Saturday night…the answer will be no. If I’m not your first choice for Saturday night, I ain’t your Sunday consolation prize.