Hi, I’m Velma.  Just a nerdy girl,all  alone in the universe…..

Ok not really. I am, however, single!  Since it seems to be really hard to meet potential dates in person,  last year I started internet dating. My friends are always entertained by the stories of my dates and urged me to share some of the ridiculousness I’ve experienced and continue to experience with the world. I hope you find them amusing as well.

Stats:

Age: 42

Marital Status: Divorced

Children: No, thank you.

Religion: None while living in the Bible Belt.  Sigh….